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FMV Group
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“Oli” te presentará a las educadoras de la “Soli” (Solidaridad Mujeres y Cooperación) no te dejes guiar por su… aspecto, también son de fiar y pronto serán tus mejores amigas. Éstas dos adeptas de la “Soli”, si si …ADEPTAS, pues ésta “organización” es conocida en el ambiente de los trabajadores/as Sociales de Tenerife como La Secta, lo cual te beneficia, pues al funcionar como tal te aseguras de que tus verdaderos intereses se mantendrán bien ocultos dentro de sus muros. Bueno… pues estas dos fieles adeptas van a ser tus verdaderas guías espirituales en tu conversión al hembrismo, y cuyas enseñanzas van a librarte de ese molesto macho. Te mostrarán los secretos de la provocación, el arte de usar a los hijos como arma, y el terrible poder de la denuncia falsa.
No temas si el odiado macho acude al Ayuntamiento para pedir la ayuda del Alcalde, pues el Alcalde de Candelaria, conocido “cariñosamente” como “Sindo” está metido en el ajo, y es de esos políticos de sonrisa falaz y mano floja que superó el cursillo “Cómo engañar al ciudadano y parecer un buen Alcalde”. Por lo que tu odiado macho no tiene nada que hacer.
Además, ten en cuenta que todas las ayudas que recibas, son subvenciones públicas, con lo que te aseguras que el triángulo Oli-Soli-Sindo funcione perfectamente (por la cuenta que les trae).
No lo pienses, si quieres deshacerte de tu macho… PLAN RENOVE DE CANDELARIA, paraíso de hembristas, entre otras cosas.